Once there was an malcontented man,
whom would say every morning as he passed the lake,
"My only happiness is a cup of tea, a biscuit and a Leunig cartoon."
His friends cried,
"But there is so much else in life to be happy for!"
The malcontented man shook his head,
but secretly hoped they were right.
This hope reminded him of the ducks in each Leunig cartoon,
and so our malcontented man visited the lake -
This time hoping for ducks.
However, when he found one, the duck bit at his ankles
and he was soon ducking his hopes!
In shock his foot struck the creature.
There it lay, and made no cry.
The malcontented man realised his ankle